The (Hot) Cast

Staggars

Jags

Captain Black

Medusa

Toucan Man

Narrator

Pig Man

Anne Bonny

Mizz Bleach, Cat Lady

Virgin Daiquiri

Constable Bones

Henri

Mary Read

Divorced Woman #3

Margaret

Tootie

Rudy

The Devil

Hup Boy

Hup Boy

Hup Boy

Nanny Pantaloon

Big Ed, Halibut Guy

Ser Cumberland

King Cash Monet

Hera

Zeus
The Musicians (Also Pretty Hot!)

Rhythm Piano

Fiddle

Lead Piano