The (Hot) Cast

Riley Cecil Taggart
Staggars
Sander Randall
Jags
Caitlin Dullea
Captain Black
Maya Sharma
Medusa
Clay Russell
Toucan Man
Nadia Pinder
Narrator
Annie Donley
Pig Man
Marcia Belsky
Anne Bonny
Abby Salzberg
Mizz Bleach, Cat Lady
Ian Lockwood
Virgin Daiquiri
Zach Swan
Constable Bones
Mateo Ervin
Henri
Caroline Yost
Mary Read
Mandy Ranero
Divorced Woman #3
Julia Letzel
Margaret
Chloe Troast
Tootie
Jamie Linn Watson
Rudy
Joey Dundale
The Devil
Matthew Liner
Hup Boy
David Steele
Hup Boy
David Bowers
Hup Boy

Jani Chakravarti
Nanny Pantaloon
Nathan Galovan
Big Ed, Halibut Guy
Justin Linville
Ser Cumberland
Sam Taggart
King Cash Monet
Clare O’Kane
Hera
Nick Naney
Zeus

The Musicians (Also Pretty Hot!)

Tim Davis
Rhythm Piano

Nyssa Duchow
Fiddle
Jody Shelton
Lead Piano